For those of you on my f-list who have joined the We Will Read and Discuss Fifty Shades of Gray book club (shadowravyn and ladyscience et al?), I offer this: A gif-accompanied summary of each Twilight book that inspired your ever-so-titillating-name-replaced-twitripe new literary adventure.

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